Sometimes...Less Skin Is Sexier

“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying 'You gave me the wrong key!” ― Anais Nin

You Have Completed Your Quest. Take My Magic Earrings As Your Reward

“Anyone who is in love is making love the whole time, even when they're not. When two bodies meet, it is just the cup overflowing. They can stay together for hours, even days. They begin the dance one day and finish it the next, or―such is the pleasure they experience―they may never finish it. No eleven minutes for them.” ― Paulo Coelho

Stamps Of Approval #57 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

Are You Looking At Me? If Not, You Should Be...

“We can spend our lives letting the world tell us who we are. Sane or insane. Saints or sex addicts. Heroes or victims. Letting history tell us how good or bad we are. Letting our past decide our future. Or we can decide for ourselves. And maybe it's our job to invent something better.” ― Chuck Palahniuk

I Just Might Be Able To Forgive Her For The Plaque In The Background

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ― George Carlin