Little Maddy In Her First Role As "Statue"

“What a filthy mind you have. Can’t imagine why you’re single with a brain as dirty as the one you’ve got.” ― Lauren Dane

Tell Me Something Dirty #59

What A Ray Of Sunshine And Fresh Air

“If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel.” ― Michael Bassey Johnson

Oh...It Sounds Like The Plumber Is Thirsty

“There is only one way to fight, and that's dirty. Clean gentlemanly fighting will get you nowhere but dead, and fast. Take every cheap shot, every low blow, absolutely kick people when they're down, and maybe you'll be the one who walks away.” ― Jeaniene Frost

Stamps Of Approval #56 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

I Have Assumed The Position, Sir...

I'm Your Bar Stool

I see we are open again.

It’s time to welcome old friends.

The homely, the lonely, 

they who want only

to have somewhere to place their rear ends. 

The people I bear are so glad.

The stories I hear are not bad.

Where I smell the beers

and I taste the tears 

of the sad, and they who are driven mad.

So come in, come on, come over - come over and take a seat.

I am here to help you take your mind off your feet.

All day I sit here waiting for everyone who comes.

I am your barroom bar-stool, who welcomes all your bums.

Here comes a raving beauty, this is gunna be fun.

An hour glass figure; tight blue jeans - where do those legs run?

But why has she stopped walking?

Can’t she just stop talking!

Oh no, wait - this bloke’s fat and ugly and he weighs two tonne.

Barroom stools have feelings too.

They just don’t see a pretty face,

although they love to touch the cheeks

that are in some other place -

So come in, come on, come over - come over and take a seat.

I am here to help you take your mind off your feet.

All day I sit here waiting for everyone who comes.

I am your barroom bar-stool, who welcomes all your bums.

Now here comes the girl that I’m looking for.

An hour glass figure and parts to explore.

Her blonde hair’s amazing;

I feel like hell raising,

for bar stools like you also like to score. 

The life of a bar-stool is a life worth living.

Supporting the souls who need forgiving.

I’m hoping each minute the perfect one comes,

‘cause I’m sick of tired of supporting old bums.

~ Lindsay Laurie

I Guess Everywhere Is Her "Spot"

I'm Nobody! Who Are You?

I'm nobody! Who are you?

Are you nobody, too?

Then there's a pair of us—don't tell!

They'd advertise—you know!

How dreary to be somebody!

How public like a frog

To tell one's name the livelong day

To an admiring bog!

~ Emily Dickinson

I Think She Would Even Stop A Bear In Its Tracks

yippi-yi-yo-ki-ya

yippi-yi-yo

take control

be tough

cowgirl

strap on those six-guns

silver spurs

and leather

cowboy chaps

throw on the saddle

and ten-gallon cowboy hat

mount him slowly

and keep it steady

there now

speed it up

pull back hard

and ride him rough

be tough

cowgirl

yippi-yi-yo

ki-ya

~ RUDOLPH RINALDI 

We Need You To Tell Us Who You Think Is Curvier?

Friend or Foe

Friend 

Helpful, loyal 

Hugging, empathizing, respecting  

Heart, warmth, heel, harm 

Humiliating, uncaring, insulting 

Hateful, mean-spirited 

Foe

 

~ L MILTON HANKINS

A Bevy Of Beauties #20: A Tag Bonanza (42 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

She Definitely Stands Out Among The Best Of Them

“Passion’s a word which involves so many feelings. I feel it when we touch; I feel it when we kiss; I feel it when I look at you. For you are my passion; my one true love.” — S. Richardson

Stamps Of Approval #55 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

You Did What To My Energy Powder Stuff?

"Many women find long, lean sexy legs hard to get. One reason is that before menopause, most of us store a disproportionate amount of fat in our lower bodies, particularly in our hips and thighs." — Denise Austin

Oh My...What Pretty Eyes You Have!

"Nobody thinks of themselves as sexy, really. Some days you go, ‘Hey, I’m not going too bad today.’ But if you try and be sexy, you’ll never be sexy." — Jennifer Aniston

A Bevy Of Beauties #19: A Tag Bonanza (38 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

...And Sometimes You Want The Curves...Oh My...

"I wanted to show everyone that I can be… romantic one day. I can be sexy the other day. I can be crazy. I can be serious. I can be a boss. I can be feminist, and I still don’t lose my way to be, you know?." — Anitta

A Bevy Of Beauties #18: A Tag Bonanza (43 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Tell Me Something Dirty #58

Sometimes Firm Is A Nice Shift

"And my daughter really likes Justin Bieber, so I think she’ll have fun watching him. But I think Rihanna is the perfect match for the Victoria’s Secret show because she’s really beautiful, she’s really sexy, and she’s really talented." — Alessandra Ambrosio

The Lonely Gazebo #7: A Follower's Collection (10 Photos)

Over the years I've gained a few faithful followers and supporters of all of my endeavors and it seems I can never thank them enough for their help, encouragements, and just plain awesomeness. Also, they have always thrown a few pics my way, some even flood my inbox with them (YAY!), so...I've decided to create a series on each of my BLOGs to spotlight these sexy offerings...to show off some really good taste in sexy beauty, as well as to give these followers the nod they deserve.

(Side Note: These followers do not claim to own these pics or their rights; they are simply collectors like myself)

This collection is courtesy of: kenny Bareega from Twitter

She Actually Looks Like Someone I Went To Grade School With

"Intelligence is sexy. Don’t play dumb, especially young girls. Don’t play dumb. And let people see that you are intelligent." — Iman

Stamps Of Approval #54 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

Sleepy Or Lost In Desire?

"I was a big party guy in my twenties, and kind of a playboy as well. I adopted a lot of values and goals that were fairly superficial and, in many cases, self-destructive. They looked cool and sounded sexy on the surface, but underneath, there was no real meaning going on, just a lot of escapism." — Mark Manson

Why, Yes...You Will Get All "A's" In My Class

"Sexiness, particularly in movies, is the chess game in the ‘Thomas Crown Affair’. It’s, it’s, I don’t know, but Faye Dunaway comes up a lot in that thinking. It’s the subtlety of sexiness. The moment you try to be sexy, then it’s not." — Daniel Craig

Her Ring Doesn't Matter

"It doesn’t matter what age you are. You can look sexy and feel great, and that doesn’t have to be a gift only for the young. It can be a gift for any age, even the old, whatever that is nowadays." — Carol Alt

Could You Ever Say "No" To Those Pouty Lips?

"There was a time when men thought it was sexy to have a housewife waiting for him to come home from work in her slippers, but in modern society, I think an independent woman is even sexier." — Kat Graham

I Don't Understand Your Question, Good Sir

"Sexiness is in what you cover, not what you show. When you are covered, you leave a lot to people’s imagination. People see the mystery in my eyes and find it sexy." — Krystle D’Souza

Stamps Of Approval #53 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

Oh, I Love You Too! *Blushing*

"I see myself as sexy. If you are comfortable with it, it can be very classy and appealing." — Aaliyah

Is Her Top Playful Or Creepy?

"Love has to be shown by deeds not words." — Anonymous

I Want Something From Her But Probably Not What She's Sellin'

"It’s much easier to fall in love than to stay in love." — Anonymous

The Lonely Gazebo #6: A Follower's Collection (31 Photos)

Over the years I've gained a few faithful followers and supporters of all of my endeavors and it seems I can never thank them enough for their help, encouragements, and just plain awesomeness. Also, they have always thrown a few pics my way, some even flood my inbox with them (YAY!), so...I've decided to create a series on each of my BLOGs to spotlight these sexy offerings...to show off some really good taste in sexy beauty, as well as to give these followers the nod they deserve.

(Side Note: These followers do not claim to own these pics or their rights; they are simply collectors like myself)

This collection is courtesy of: OrangeeAppeal (Orangee3) from Reddit

Tell Me Something Dirty #57

Why, Yes...I Would Like A Ride

"If the full moon loves you, why worry about the stars?" — Anonymous

Are Her Surrounding Shrinking? Or Is It Just Me?

"He who loves the vase loves also what is inside." — Anonymous

Stamps Of Approval #52 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

That's A Huge Bathroom!

"The most miserable people are those who care the deepest." — Anonymous

Don't Ever Cover Those Beautiful Canvases

"Don’t care if someone hates you; people usually hate the ones who are better then them." — Anonymous

A Bevy Of Beauties #17: A Tag Bonanza (38 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Yes, I'll Fulfill Your Every Whim

"When you feel sexy or sensuous, you naturally want to open up and give, and I think that comes from being able to receive love and desire." — Demi Moore

I'd Prefer It To Be Her Sweaty Towel

"I'm very physical. I'm extremely active, and I would love to do something a little more sexy and dangerous, a la Sophia Loren, or funny and humorous, a la Woody Allen. Getting to do things along those lines would be extremely wicked and a dream come true." — Azita Ghanizada

A Bevy Of Beauties #16: A Tag Bonanza (32 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Hello, I Love You, Won't You Tell Me Your Name?

"I love to wear lingerie. The problem is that men always rip it off too quickly. When women are dolled up in lingerie they feel sexy. So let us wear it for five minutes." — Karen McDougal

Stamps Of Approval #51 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

She's Just Beautifully Made

"When I see grace in a woman, that's very sexy. You can tell by how someone moves or their rhythm." — Matthew McConaughey

The Lonely Gazebo #5: A Follower's Collection (32 Photos)

Over the years I've gained a few faithful followers and supporters of all of my endeavors and it seems I can never thank them enough for their help, encouragements, and just plain awesomeness. Also, they have always thrown a few pics my way, some even flood my inbox with them (YAY!), so...I've decided to create a series on each of my BLOGs to spotlight these sexy offerings...to show off some really good taste in sexy beauty, as well as to give these followers the nod they deserve.

(Side Note: These followers do not claim to own these pics or their rights; they are simply collectors like myself)

This collection is courtesy of: OrangeeAppeal (Orangee3) from Reddit

Yes...I Only Workout To Wear These Clothes...You Caught Me!

"Who doesn't love a funny girl who can look sexy at the same time?" — Malin Akerman

My View Is My Favorite

"If you're feeling blue, lock yourself in a room, stand in front of a mirror, and dance - and laugh at yourself and be sexy. Dance the silliest and ugliest you've ever danced. Make fun of yourself and try to recover your sense of humor." — Salma Hayek

A Bevy Of Beauties #15: A Tag Bonanza (37 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Tell Me Something Dirty #56